nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

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surf4ces:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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acid-daisies:

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

and usually they aren’t 

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